Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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Thursday, August 26, 2021
Ten Lessons from Facebook
Linking up again this week with Mama Kat for writer's workshop. Love the opportunity to flex my writing muscles each week.
List 10 things you have learned from Facebook this week.
- I've learned that vaccine mandates are a real "gray area" for me.
Things I do know:
*I trust science. I have the vaccines and am planning for my kids to get them.
*People should have the freedom to choose if they get a vaccine or not.
*I don't think the government should mandate vaccines.
*I also believe that companies should be able to require certain vaccines for their employees (but they should also allow for religious and health related exemptions)
*I also believe that companies should be allowed to ask for vaccine cards to enter if they choose.
If people want to be able to choose if they have or don't have the vaccine, business owners should be able to choose if they allow unvaccinated folks in their store. Freedom of choice needs to go both ways. - I will never grow tired of dad jokes.
- There is a Harry Potter inspired cafe on the Oregon coast - in Lincoln city! I am sooo going next trip home.
- Font choices MATTER:
- You can never have too many books, only not enough shelves.
- Just when you think you've seen the dumbest thing people have done. They will surprise you. The FDA had to "urge people to stop taking livestock drug to treat covid 19." Yep, you read that right, people are actually USING livestock drugs as a possible treatment.
- I will never not find tacos a cure for depression (or at least a treatment)
- Memories can be a difficult thing to look at sometimes. We are coming up on the anniversary of my mom's passing and I'm remembering "oh that was her last..." Never gets easier.
- You can pick your family. I Have a couple people in my life that some family members might wish I wasn't still hanging out with... but when you bring someone in the girls and I's lives, when they called this person "Aunt," I'm not going to make them stop just because your relationship ended.
Friday, July 3, 2020
Another Facebook COVID-19 funny
Dear Diary 2020 Edition:
-In January, Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. We might actually still be almost at war with them. I don’t know, because Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show and everyone flipped out, but then Netflix released Cheer and everyone fell in love with Jerry, but then there was thing happening in China, then Prince Harry and Megan peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial, and then corona virus showed up in the US “officially,” but then Kobe died and UK peaced out of the European Union
-In February, Iowa crapped itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the Speaker of the House took ten years to rip up a speech, but then WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused some really important people in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor who just knew the flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.
-In March, shit hit the fan. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust, but then Italy shut its whole ass down, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a pandemic and then a nationwide state of emergency was declared in US, but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks, but then the DOW tanked and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing but then we were all introduced to Tiger King. (Carol totally killed her husband), and Netflix was like you’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross.
-In April, Bernie finally busted himself out of the presidential race, but then NYC became the set of The Walking Dead and we learn that no one has face masks, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE DAMN SWIFTER WET JET LIQUID, but then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life… or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs, and we were like man, it’s only April….
-In May, the biblical end times kicked off historical locust swarms and then we learned of murder hornets and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games but people forgot to let us know, but then people legit protested lock-down measures with AR-15s, and then sports events were cancelled everywhere, But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were protests in every city, but then people totes forgot about the pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media struggled with how to focus on two important things at once, but then people in general struggled to focus on more than one important thing, and a dead whale was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest after monkeys stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid narrowly missed earth.
-In June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks became a political thing, but then a whole lot of people realized the south was actually the most unpatriotic thing ever and actually lost the civil war, and there is a large amount of people who feel that statues they don’t even know the name of are needed for … history reasons, but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a god given right (still haven't found that part in the bible or even in the constitution), but then scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange radio single coming from somewhere in the universe that repeats itself every so many days, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH. IT, but then America reopened from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly not that great, but everyone is on Facebook arguing that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works, but then Florida was like hold my beer and let me show you how we’re number one in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Corona Virus, Trump decides now is a good time to ask the Supreme Court to shut down Obama Care because what better time to do so than in the middle of a pandemic, but then we learned there was a massive dust cloud coming straight at us from the Sahara Desert, which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud, but then I learned of coke-boars and meth-gators, and I'm like that is so not on my 2020 Bingo card, but then we learned that the Congo's worse ever Ebola outbreak is over, and we were all like, there was an ebola outbreak that was the worse ever?
-In July…. Aliens? Zeus? Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware?
-In January, Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. We might actually still be almost at war with them. I don’t know, because Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show and everyone flipped out, but then Netflix released Cheer and everyone fell in love with Jerry, but then there was thing happening in China, then Prince Harry and Megan peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial, and then corona virus showed up in the US “officially,” but then Kobe died and UK peaced out of the European Union
-In February, Iowa crapped itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the Speaker of the House took ten years to rip up a speech, but then WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused some really important people in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor who just knew the flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.
-In March, shit hit the fan. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust, but then Italy shut its whole ass down, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a pandemic and then a nationwide state of emergency was declared in US, but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks, but then the DOW tanked and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing but then we were all introduced to Tiger King. (Carol totally killed her husband), and Netflix was like you’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross.
-In April, Bernie finally busted himself out of the presidential race, but then NYC became the set of The Walking Dead and we learn that no one has face masks, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE DAMN SWIFTER WET JET LIQUID, but then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life… or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs, and we were like man, it’s only April….
-In May, the biblical end times kicked off historical locust swarms and then we learned of murder hornets and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games but people forgot to let us know, but then people legit protested lock-down measures with AR-15s, and then sports events were cancelled everywhere, But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were protests in every city, but then people totes forgot about the pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media struggled with how to focus on two important things at once, but then people in general struggled to focus on more than one important thing, and a dead whale was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest after monkeys stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid narrowly missed earth.
-In June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks became a political thing, but then a whole lot of people realized the south was actually the most unpatriotic thing ever and actually lost the civil war, and there is a large amount of people who feel that statues they don’t even know the name of are needed for … history reasons, but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a god given right (still haven't found that part in the bible or even in the constitution), but then scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange radio single coming from somewhere in the universe that repeats itself every so many days, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH. IT, but then America reopened from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly not that great, but everyone is on Facebook arguing that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works, but then Florida was like hold my beer and let me show you how we’re number one in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Corona Virus, Trump decides now is a good time to ask the Supreme Court to shut down Obama Care because what better time to do so than in the middle of a pandemic, but then we learned there was a massive dust cloud coming straight at us from the Sahara Desert, which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud, but then I learned of coke-boars and meth-gators, and I'm like that is so not on my 2020 Bingo card, but then we learned that the Congo's worse ever Ebola outbreak is over, and we were all like, there was an ebola outbreak that was the worse ever?
-In July…. Aliens? Zeus? Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware?
Monday, October 15, 2018
Terrible Mistake
Write a terrible mistake you made.
I hate to admit when I've made a mistake. It is something else I'm working on. They say it's important for your children to see that moms and dads make mistakes too and that they own up to them and work to correct them. Today, I would rather talk about a funny mistake that happened this weekend. This is where I let my attitude get in the way of my common sense.
This weekend I went with a group of ladies from my church to a women's retreat. It was at our church's camp in Boring, Oregon Camp Kuratli at Trestle Glen. Pretty much located in the middle of nowhere where there is very little light pollution to get in the way of the stars at night. Read between the lines when I say it was really, really dark out. I am naturally a very clumsy person and was trying to be very careful and not trip. One of the other girls was teasing me, telling me to get in on the other side of the van and then I went around and she was like "oh, no, get in on this side." Then told me to get in on the other side again. Finally, quite exasperated, I was like "Fine, I will just go around the front of the van!"
Bad idea.
Terrible mistake.
The mini van was parked against the edge of the grass.
What I didn't know is that the asphalt had started erode a bit. There was a hole that I was completely unaware of. My foot found it. I was in the hole up to my knee. Not kidding even a little bit! The other leg bent underneath me. I am not a tiny delicate woman. My body weight was holding me nicely down into my hole. It was not a comfortable position to be in.
Unfortunately, my friends in the van didn't know I was in a hole. They just thought I was still coming around the van. No lights remember? When they finally realized I'd fallen, my grandma was the first one to help, needless to say, when she tried to fall with me, I declined her help, not wanting her to fall. I figured the best thing to have her do was take my bag.
I couldn't get out of the freaking hole!
Eventually I determined it would be best if I just sat down on the dirty ground. I was already covered anyway. After getting into a seated position I was able to turn around and crawl to the van where I was eventually able to get into a standing position. I had to wait until my legs weren't jello first though. It was an ultimately hilarious story to tell, now that it is over. At the time though, I was quite upset that I was stuck in the hole. Quite honestly, it could have been quite disastrous. I am glad that I didn't injure myself more seriously. This time I came out uninjured which really surprised me, just bumped and sore but not even bruised.
That is the terrible mistake I made this weekend of not thinking before I walked. Especially in the dark of a different parking area.
What is a terrible mistake you have made that ended up being a funny story you share now?
I hate to admit when I've made a mistake. It is something else I'm working on. They say it's important for your children to see that moms and dads make mistakes too and that they own up to them and work to correct them. Today, I would rather talk about a funny mistake that happened this weekend. This is where I let my attitude get in the way of my common sense.
This weekend I went with a group of ladies from my church to a women's retreat. It was at our church's camp in Boring, Oregon Camp Kuratli at Trestle Glen. Pretty much located in the middle of nowhere where there is very little light pollution to get in the way of the stars at night. Read between the lines when I say it was really, really dark out. I am naturally a very clumsy person and was trying to be very careful and not trip. One of the other girls was teasing me, telling me to get in on the other side of the van and then I went around and she was like "oh, no, get in on this side." Then told me to get in on the other side again. Finally, quite exasperated, I was like "Fine, I will just go around the front of the van!"
Bad idea.
Terrible mistake.
The mini van was parked against the edge of the grass.
What I didn't know is that the asphalt had started erode a bit. There was a hole that I was completely unaware of. My foot found it. I was in the hole up to my knee. Not kidding even a little bit! The other leg bent underneath me. I am not a tiny delicate woman. My body weight was holding me nicely down into my hole. It was not a comfortable position to be in.
Unfortunately, my friends in the van didn't know I was in a hole. They just thought I was still coming around the van. No lights remember? When they finally realized I'd fallen, my grandma was the first one to help, needless to say, when she tried to fall with me, I declined her help, not wanting her to fall. I figured the best thing to have her do was take my bag.
I couldn't get out of the freaking hole!
Eventually I determined it would be best if I just sat down on the dirty ground. I was already covered anyway. After getting into a seated position I was able to turn around and crawl to the van where I was eventually able to get into a standing position. I had to wait until my legs weren't jello first though. It was an ultimately hilarious story to tell, now that it is over. At the time though, I was quite upset that I was stuck in the hole. Quite honestly, it could have been quite disastrous. I am glad that I didn't injure myself more seriously. This time I came out uninjured which really surprised me, just bumped and sore but not even bruised.
That is the terrible mistake I made this weekend of not thinking before I walked. Especially in the dark of a different parking area.
What is a terrible mistake you have made that ended up being a funny story you share now?
Monday, April 24, 2017
Monday Funnies
Can't take credit for these comics, they were found online, but credit is given on each one. Had to share all these because they so describe the relationship I share with my husband.
Thursday, March 31, 2016
WW: My GIF Feelings Today
Linking up with Mama Kat again this week for writers workshop. If you want to learn more about it, click the link at the bottom of this post. The prompt I chose this week is: Share 7 gifs that best express how you're feeling today.
I am just starting to get the joy of the gif. I have seen them, loved them, but never thought of using them myself. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to try them out!
I am just starting to get the joy of the gif. I have seen them, loved them, but never thought of using them myself. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to try them out!
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Thankful Tuesday
Like I said last week, sometimes it's hard to think about what you are thankful for, because you are drowning in the storm that is life. That is how I have felt this week. But I think it is vital for me to count my blessings, especially in the storm, so I can see how blessed I really am.
1000 Gifts: A gift on vacation, at home and in relaxation
- I am thankful for bloggers like this one and this one who aren't afraid to write about the struggle of mental health problems.
- I am thankful for people who are open to the idea that an animal can help with anxiety. I have been amazing at the support we have gotten about our pooch and how to get him trained to actually help Stephen and not just be emotional support (even though that is great!)
- I am thankful for our doggie Odin who has been helping us get more exercise by requiring walks to "do his business."
- I am thankful for my girls who daily make me laugh. The most recent one was Miss Alivia. She comes up to me last night, trying to procrastinate on her bedtime, and tells me "I know what a cow kiss is mom." So I asked her what a cow kiss was. She replied "its when you rub noses together like this" and shows me. That almost required me to tell her later that I needed to give her a doggie kiss and licked her face. She laughed, I laughed and then proceeded to do the same to each of her sisters. Made for a much happier bedtime.
- I am thankful for skilled doctors and nurses. My sister's best friend is undergoing brain surgery, literally as I type at Oregon Health & Sciences University hospital in Portland. I am thankful they were able to do the operation that will hopefully end the debilitating pain she has been having. Basically they are going to remove or move a blood vessel that is pounding against a nerve at the base of her brain. Prayers would be appreciated.
1000 Gifts: A gift on vacation, at home and in relaxation
- it was a real gift to be able to go home to Oregon on vacation and enjoy that time with Stephen's and my family.
- it is a gift to be able to come home after a vacation and rest up!
- it is a gift to be able to have a comfortable home we can relax in.
Saturday, July 11, 2015
Ha!
1000 gifts 3 gifts in jars
- It is a gift to have sauces premade in a jar. Easy meals!
- It is a gift to have a canning family. I have lots of yummy stuff that lasts forever in my pantry.
- It is a gift to have our sand jar. Our family is blended, just like the sand in the jar.
Thursday, June 25, 2015
WW: Laughing Still
Linking up with Mama Kat again this week for writers workshop. If you want to learn more about it, click the link at the bottom of this post. The prompt I chose this week is: The last thing that made you laugh.
The last thing that made me laugh really hard was Monday night. The girls had been with their dad since Wednesday. I was starting to miss them a bit so I called. Natalie was the first one I talked to. Melted my heart by telling me she missed me and loved me. Hopefully I made her feel less "mom-sick" by telling her the next time she saw me we would be on our way to Oregon. She told me a bit about what she was doing in mine craft. We talked the longest of the three girls. I finally had to ask if I could talk to her sister, so the phone was passed off.
Next came McKayla. I could tell she was distracted. Telling me about her mine craft game. I made myself look lame by asking if she was beating a lot of levels (apparently there aren't levels in mine craft) Asked if they did anything fun. I just got "no" without any explanation. I imagine they haven't been out and about much this visit. She made sure to tell me she loved me before she asked if I wanted to talk to Alivia. That is kid speak for "I am done talking and want to do something else.
Alivia was on the phone next. Sometimes that child makes me laugh so hard. I was really trying to make conversation with her. Asking questions, even asking leading questions that I knew the answer to. She would say a few words, then nothing. I asked her if she was playing games or watching tv (her aunt gets zoned out too, I can always tell when the TV is on!) But I kept trying until finally she blurts out "are you done with me yet mom?!" You could almost hear the exasperation in her voice. Did I mention she is seven!? Good lord what am I going to do when she hits her teen years? But it did indeed make me laugh, almost fell off the bed laughing.
This post inspired by:
The last thing that made me laugh really hard was Monday night. The girls had been with their dad since Wednesday. I was starting to miss them a bit so I called. Natalie was the first one I talked to. Melted my heart by telling me she missed me and loved me. Hopefully I made her feel less "mom-sick" by telling her the next time she saw me we would be on our way to Oregon. She told me a bit about what she was doing in mine craft. We talked the longest of the three girls. I finally had to ask if I could talk to her sister, so the phone was passed off.
Next came McKayla. I could tell she was distracted. Telling me about her mine craft game. I made myself look lame by asking if she was beating a lot of levels (apparently there aren't levels in mine craft) Asked if they did anything fun. I just got "no" without any explanation. I imagine they haven't been out and about much this visit. She made sure to tell me she loved me before she asked if I wanted to talk to Alivia. That is kid speak for "I am done talking and want to do something else.
Alivia was on the phone next. Sometimes that child makes me laugh so hard. I was really trying to make conversation with her. Asking questions, even asking leading questions that I knew the answer to. She would say a few words, then nothing. I asked her if she was playing games or watching tv (her aunt gets zoned out too, I can always tell when the TV is on!) But I kept trying until finally she blurts out "are you done with me yet mom?!" You could almost hear the exasperation in her voice. Did I mention she is seven!? Good lord what am I going to do when she hits her teen years? But it did indeed make me laugh, almost fell off the bed laughing.
This post inspired by:
1000 gifts: three gifts today in someone older then you
- it is a gift to still have my grandpa around. He has such amazing stories to share, I can't wait to read what he has down in his novel!
- it is a gift for my children to get to know their great grandparents, or at least have met and spent some time with all of them.
- it is a gift to have so many grandmas and second mothers at church. It's a blessing to be cared about.
Sunday, March 8, 2015
A Little Laugh
Want to start up with another plug for Darlene Schacht. She is the writer of Messy Beautiful Love. You should check out these prayers for marriage she has been posting. They are posted daily and they are just wonderful. Make God the foundation of your marriage and you know you are solid.
Now on to the funny:
1000 Gifts: three gifts loud
I think I'm just going to go with the simple. I have three gifts that are always loud, unless they are asleep. They are one of the greatest gifts God has given me. I thank Him that He entrusted me to raise them.
- McKayla
- Natalie
- Alivia
Saturday, February 21, 2015
A Little Laugh
1000 Gifts: 3 gifts that changed today
- It was a gift to have the beautiful weather to enjoy some time outdoors.
- It was a gift to have a little extra money to spend on another zoo membership. I <3 li="" nbsp="" the="" zoo="">
- It was a gift to spend the day with my sweetheart, sans electronic entertainment.
Thursday, August 21, 2014
WW: I Thought I Saw
Linking up with Mama Kat again this week for writers workshop. If you want to learn more about it, click the link at the bottom of this post.
The prompt I chose this week is: Begin with "I thought I saw...."
I thought I saw little men staring at me. My best friend and I were probably 14 at the time. We were having a sleepover in her second story bedroom. As was typical, we were staying up late, talking the night away.
I looked out her window and saw these three guys, sitting against the post office (about three blocks away) and just looking our direction. In my 14 year old mind they were obviously bad men trying to get to us. I pointed them out to her and we both fretted over them. We wondered out loud how they could possibly be sitting that still. How they could possibly see us that far away. We decided that it would be harder for them to see us if we turned out the lights. For another ten minutes or so we sat in the dark, watching the men watching us. There were no curtains for us to close, so we stayed awake watching for I don't even know how long. Finally, after closer inspection, we realized that the "men" were actually newspaper sales boxes.
Looking back, I can see how we made the mistake...
This post inspired by:
The prompt I chose this week is: Begin with "I thought I saw...."
I thought I saw little men staring at me. My best friend and I were probably 14 at the time. We were having a sleepover in her second story bedroom. As was typical, we were staying up late, talking the night away.
I looked out her window and saw these three guys, sitting against the post office (about three blocks away) and just looking our direction. In my 14 year old mind they were obviously bad men trying to get to us. I pointed them out to her and we both fretted over them. We wondered out loud how they could possibly be sitting that still. How they could possibly see us that far away. We decided that it would be harder for them to see us if we turned out the lights. For another ten minutes or so we sat in the dark, watching the men watching us. There were no curtains for us to close, so we stayed awake watching for I don't even know how long. Finally, after closer inspection, we realized that the "men" were actually newspaper sales boxes.
Looking back, I can see how we made the mistake...
This post inspired by:
Thursday, April 10, 2014
WW: Kids Say...
Linking up with Mama Kat again this week for writers workshop. If you want to learn more about it, click the link at the bottom of this post. The prompt I chose this week is: Write a list of things kids say that adults can't get away with.
To be honest, when I first saw this topic, I was excited. I know a bunch of things my kids say that I couldn't. But when it came down to writing, I drew a blank. So, like every good writer does, I asked my friends and family to help me out. I figure the longer the list, the more you might laugh. This is what they (and a little me) came up with:
To be honest, when I first saw this topic, I was excited. I know a bunch of things my kids say that I couldn't. But when it came down to writing, I drew a blank. So, like every good writer does, I asked my friends and family to help me out. I figure the longer the list, the more you might laugh. This is what they (and a little me) came up with:
- Momma why is he/she so fat? So embarrassing. ...
- anywhere in public, out loud "I gotta go poopie"
- Your back jiggles when you run!
- How many more minutes til church is over?
- Asking for a second desert
- saying they want to leave because they are bored
- tattle telling
- guessing ages and weights
- I pooped my pants
- a friend recently had her daughter say 'for such a big (complete with showing me outstretched arms) leg, there's sure a lot of muscle in there. Somewhere. After I kicked open my bedroom door (it got locked and we didn't have a key)
- and the same friends son said "I didn't know my penis wasn't pointing down and I accidentally peed on the wall."
- it's not MY fault I farted in his face!! He's the one being stupid!
- Guess what I did! Drew you a picture on the wall! Don't you like it
- Can u read me a bedtime story
- Screaming from the bathroom: "mommy come clean my butt!!!"
- Can I sit in your lap?
- Little boy to an elderly women: Excuse me , do you know your face is all cracked?
- To an elderly lady "How come your skin is so stretchy?"
- "Wow! You're old!"
- You're really mean!
Saturday, March 22, 2014
HA!
Sunday, March 2, 2014
HA!
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Funny Kids
I honestly believe that it's the little things over the course of a lifetime that will really matter. I want to remember the times that my girls make me laugh. I want to be able to share with their kids the things they used to say and do. I thought today I would just share a tidbit from each kid, one thing that really made me laugh with them this week.
Alivia: The other day, she was giving my nephew a tour of the upstairs. I could hear her telling him:
"The room with the big bed is mommy and daddy's and the room with the toilet is the bathroom, and the messy one is ours"
McKayla: M is finally getting to the age where the jokes are starting to actually be jokes, so this is one she told me the other day: Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it was out of juice!
Natalie: I think we have finally reached the stage where the kiddos are not really appreciating the clothes as much as they used to. My sister in law is awesome, so rather then get them more toys that they don't need, she got them each an outfit that included some good jeans (they do need those!) Natalie ripped open her package on Christmas morning and when I asked her what she got (thinking she would show me) she just tosses it at me and answers "just clothes."
"The room with the big bed is mommy and daddy's and the room with the toilet is the bathroom, and the messy one is ours"
Because it was out of juice!
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Friday, August 9, 2013
365/222: Funny Friday!
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